Heragabbaleaneakneepajananonomamagipzymimmylemmygummyhaharerederp

Heragabbaleaneakneepajananonomamagipzymimmylemmygummyhaharerederp, otherwise known as Happy Hera, is the biggest and most famous gummy bear in the history of the Rocky Mountains of Queen Victoria.

History
In the year 712,662, a man named Lemony Snickers made his famous Speech of Iron that changed many lions and turkeys alike, binding the two hotheaded species together in an "iron alliance". These two species migrated to the Rocky Mountains. The original idea of Happy Hera was going to be a giant statue of eternal derpiness, but Queen Victoria said "aw no no bruh" and it was made a gummy bear in Queen Victoria's likeness.

Queen Victoria ate a pumpkin and was transported to the Rocky Mountains. Yeehaw!

Heragabbaleaneakneepajananonomamagipzymimmylemmygummyhaharerederp was given his gloriously delicious name when Queen Victoria named her pumpkin Sir Haera. This was extended to Heragabbaleaneakneepajananonomamagipzymimmylemmygummyhaharerederp by request of her imaginary boyfriend, Yog Hurt, who seems to have a suspiciously adorable and equally imaginary talking dog named Billfred.